I’m Kai. I’m better than you. I show up where I want, when I want, for I am king of the world. Hail to the king baby!
(Source: kurow)
I’m Kai. I’m better than you. I show up where I want, when I want, for I am king of the world. Hail to the king baby!
(Source: kurow)
what if jazzman shouts “LET IT RIIIIP!”
and instead of pulling the ripcord
they fart
(Source: honeyluu)
When one of them is sad or in the dumps, they make ridiculous commentary about life until they cheer up. It works pretty well.
(Source: kurow)
Emily: Check it out.
Kenny: A CD?
Emily: Let’s just say it contains Dragoon’s greatest hits.
Kenny: I don’t understand it. You want us to sing now to the Demolition Boys?! Cause I don’t think that will work! Maybe Tyson’s WARTS will scare them off but-
Emily: Kenny, chill! I make one lousy joke and you fly off the handle.